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Sit Stay Kill

by Orifice A

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1.
Harvest Day 03:24
Never once saw I What's hovering my mind They've come to steal my brain Take it to the lab Build a comfy cage For the harvest day Test it for the clap Promiscuous brain Test to make shampoo It's silky and smooth It's a sleek new fit Thanks for my new mind
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Jimmy - clean your room Jimmy - grab the broom Jimmy grabbed the gasoline He'd rather burn it all than clean Now Jimmy's nowhere to be seen Fire is my Only Friend Jimmy - he hates the Man Jimmy - he has a plan He took his matches downtown Burned it all to the ground Now Jimmy's nowhere to be found Fire is my Only Friend Jimmy - he hates the trees Jimmy - he'll burn the bees Jimmy wanted to expire So he set himself on fire Nothing else could get him higher Fire is my Only Friend Jimmy - he sniffs glue Jimmy - he'll come for you You'd better hide under your bed Or soon you will be dead Jimmy's fucked up in his head
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Roof Jumper Dude (free) 03:25
Roof jumper dude Standing up high Aren't you aware That you might die Roof jumper dude Why do you jump? Is it because You missed your lunch? Roof jumper dude Do you have kids? What would they think If they saw you like this? Roof jumper dude Are you on drugs? If you come down, We'll all give you hugs Roof jumper dude Bet you can fly Why don't you jump And give it a try? Roof jumper dude Now you are dead I can't recognize The shape of your head.
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I had a friend who would get high And then one day I saw him die His eyes rolled back inside his head And now my goddamn friend is dead My friend, he owed me twenty bucks And so I had to dig him up They buried him wearing his shoes Which made them really hard to lose But my friend's body was not there It was of this I did not care Inside his coffin I did lay It's where I lived until this day But rent is due and money's late Panhandling has become my fate My dead friend wants his coffin back My friend he offered me some crack My tongue is burnt and turning black And now my eyes are rolling back...
5.
Warentology 03:55
He fits in my eye He helps me see the light Mister Hubbard, find my mind And I don't have a dime I left my soul in Vietnam Took too many lives with an atom bomb Mister Hubbard, help me find my legs Share with me your wisdom Help me wrap this noose around my head I need to find Bin Laden I need to bring him down He'll be bleeding like a stuck pig laying in the center of this shithole town
6.
Abe Lincoln 02:53
My name's Abe Lincoln Got shot in the head My name's Abe Lincoln Now I'm dead My name's Abe Lincoln I freed the slaves My name's Abe Lincoln Now I've got scabies My name's Abe Lincoln President of the United States My name's Abe Lincoln Now I've got AIDS
7.
Don't sit on my bread I'm makin' grilled cheese Don't sit on my bread All buttered and sweet I burnt my grilled cheese I burnt my grilled cheese Now what'll I eat? Don't sneeze on my eggs I'm bakin' a cake Don't sneeze on my eggs 'cuz it's my birthday You ruined my cake You ruined my cake Now what'll I eat? Don't fuck with my steak It's medium rare Don't fuck with my steak There's A1 on there Overcooked my steak Overcooked my steak I left it on too long Now what'll I eat?
8.
Sit Dog Sit 05:02
I had a dog He would not sit I said, "Sit dog." "Sit dog, sit." My dog had fleas They would bite me I said, "Hey, fleas;" "Just get off me." My dog would bark And he would bite Shock collar dog That'll teach him right My dog got sick We put him down Now my sick dog Lives in the ground Now my dog's dead But he'll still fetch My zombie dog Chews up my shoes
9.
Sup Bebe 03:22
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Dead Hooker 02:36
There's a dead hooker under my bed She smells dirty and her lipstick is red There's a dead hooker under my bed I looked at her and here's what she said: Need 20 to feed my child I'll do you dirty I'll do you wild Formula is expensive you see To the alley I'll be on my knees I'm lookin' at you I'm begging you please There's just one problem - I got a disease Daddy never taught me 'bout the birds and the bees Sex education just wasn't for me My throat is closing and my body is old My eyes are glassy and they're covered in mold My flesh is rotting and my body is stale Sell my dead body for a life that I failed If I were living I'd be locked up in jail I'm in an alley, cops close on my trail And you can find me in the city dump Turned over, rotten meat on my rump And through the garbage, I'm starting to cry These fucking maggots are eating my eye! My stomach's churning and it's filling with pus It's overflowing and it's turning to crust Nobody loves me, cuz I'm just a whore I'm fertilizer, you can't use me no more
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A red killer-whale is chasing the tail of the dog that is wagging itself Into oblivion - scary, but it's not so dark if you look like an elf I've gone Mad I'm Insane It's not Bad Can't Complain Spam and green eggs are slurping the dregs of the coffee you ground up in May The turtles are restless, the swallows are nestless, the skunk is beginning to spray I've gone Mad I'm Insane It's not Bad Can't Complain The slime of the season's begining to reason it might as well take a day off He looks at you meekly and then utters bleakly a laugh that's disguised as a cough I've gone Mad I'm Insane It's not Bad Can't Complain The cockroaches skuttle and they ask you what'll you do if they try to invade A notion of lotion down under the ocean of potion to fend off their raid I've gone Mad I'm Insane It's not Bad Can't Complain
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Bob Dole 02:25
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If you need a friend I'll be your friend If you need a father I'll be your father If you need a savior I'll be your savior If you need a God I'll be your God You've gotta help yourself Cuz there's no-one to help you There's only one way to glory And that's within you. Burn the bible The paper idol There's no heaven up there So let's make one down here Shut your mouth Drink the Coolaid

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Recorded in The Womb, Chicago IL, December 2010 - February 2011

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released September 1, 2011

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Orifice A Fort Collins, Colorado

Orifice A is a Colorado-based heavy psychotic irreverent power trio. Be careful, these maniacs will rot your brain!

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