1. |
Harvest Day
03:24
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Never once saw I
What's hovering my mind
They've come to steal my brain
Take it to the lab
Build a comfy cage
For the harvest day
Test it for the clap
Promiscuous brain
Test to make shampoo
It's silky and smooth
It's a sleek new fit
Thanks for my new mind
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2. |
Fire is my Only Friend
02:56
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Jimmy - clean your room
Jimmy - grab the broom
Jimmy grabbed the gasoline
He'd rather burn it all than clean
Now Jimmy's nowhere to be seen
Fire is my Only Friend
Jimmy - he hates the Man
Jimmy - he has a plan
He took his matches downtown
Burned it all to the ground
Now Jimmy's nowhere to be found
Fire is my Only Friend
Jimmy - he hates the trees
Jimmy - he'll burn the bees
Jimmy wanted to expire
So he set himself on fire
Nothing else could get him higher
Fire is my Only Friend
Jimmy - he sniffs glue
Jimmy - he'll come for you
You'd better hide under your bed
Or soon you will be dead
Jimmy's fucked up in his head
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3. |
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Roof jumper dude
Standing up high
Aren't you aware
That you might die
Roof jumper dude
Why do you jump?
Is it because
You missed your lunch?
Roof jumper dude
Do you have kids?
What would they think
If they saw you like this?
Roof jumper dude
Are you on drugs?
If you come down,
We'll all give you hugs
Roof jumper dude
Bet you can fly
Why don't you jump
And give it a try?
Roof jumper dude
Now you are dead
I can't recognize
The shape of your head.
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4. |
Tongue is Black
06:35
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I had a friend who would get high
And then one day I saw him die
His eyes rolled back inside his head
And now my goddamn friend is dead
My friend, he owed me twenty bucks
And so I had to dig him up
They buried him wearing his shoes
Which made them really hard to lose
But my friend's body was not there
It was of this I did not care
Inside his coffin I did lay
It's where I lived until this day
But rent is due and money's late
Panhandling has become my fate
My dead friend wants his coffin back
My friend he offered me some crack
My tongue is burnt and turning black
And now my eyes are rolling back...
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5. |
Warentology
03:55
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He fits in my eye
He helps me see the light
Mister Hubbard, find my mind
And I don't have a dime
I left my soul in Vietnam
Took too many lives with an atom bomb
Mister Hubbard, help me find my legs
Share with me your wisdom
Help me wrap this noose around my head
I need to find Bin Laden
I need to bring him down
He'll be bleeding like a stuck pig laying in the center of this shithole town
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6. |
Abe Lincoln
02:53
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My name's Abe Lincoln
Got shot in the head
My name's Abe Lincoln
Now I'm dead
My name's Abe Lincoln
I freed the slaves
My name's Abe Lincoln
Now I've got scabies
My name's Abe Lincoln
President of the United States
My name's Abe Lincoln
Now I've got AIDS
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7. |
Don't Sit on my Bread
02:59
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Don't sit on my bread
I'm makin' grilled cheese
Don't sit on my bread
All buttered and sweet
I burnt my grilled cheese
I burnt my grilled cheese
Now what'll I eat?
Don't sneeze on my eggs
I'm bakin' a cake
Don't sneeze on my eggs
'cuz it's my birthday
You ruined my cake
You ruined my cake
Now what'll I eat?
Don't fuck with my steak
It's medium rare
Don't fuck with my steak
There's A1 on there
Overcooked my steak
Overcooked my steak
I left it on too long
Now what'll I eat?
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8. |
Sit Dog Sit
05:02
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I had a dog
He would not sit
I said, "Sit dog."
"Sit dog, sit."
My dog had fleas
They would bite me
I said, "Hey, fleas;"
"Just get off me."
My dog would bark
And he would bite
Shock collar dog
That'll teach him right
My dog got sick
We put him down
Now my sick dog
Lives in the ground
Now my dog's dead
But he'll still fetch
My zombie dog
Chews up my shoes
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9. |
Sup Bebe
03:22
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10. |
Dead Hooker
02:36
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There's a dead hooker under my bed
She smells dirty and her lipstick is red
There's a dead hooker under my bed
I looked at her and here's what she said:
Need 20 to feed my child
I'll do you dirty I'll do you wild
Formula is expensive you see
To the alley I'll be on my knees
I'm lookin' at you I'm begging you please
There's just one problem - I got a disease
Daddy never taught me 'bout the birds and the bees
Sex education just wasn't for me
My throat is closing and my body is old
My eyes are glassy and they're covered in mold
My flesh is rotting and my body is stale
Sell my dead body for a life that I failed
If I were living I'd be locked up in jail
I'm in an alley, cops close on my trail
And you can find me in the city dump
Turned over, rotten meat on my rump
And through the garbage, I'm starting to cry
These fucking maggots are eating my eye!
My stomach's churning and it's filling with pus
It's overflowing and it's turning to crust
Nobody loves me, cuz I'm just a whore
I'm fertilizer, you can't use me no more
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11. |
On the Edge of Sanity
03:20
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A red killer-whale is chasing the tail of the dog that is wagging itself
Into oblivion - scary, but it's not so dark if you look like an elf
I've gone Mad
I'm Insane
It's not Bad
Can't Complain
Spam and green eggs are slurping the dregs of the coffee you ground up in May
The turtles are restless, the swallows are nestless, the skunk is beginning to spray
I've gone Mad
I'm Insane
It's not Bad
Can't Complain
The slime of the season's begining to reason it might as well take a day off
He looks at you meekly and then utters bleakly a laugh that's disguised as a cough
I've gone Mad
I'm Insane
It's not Bad
Can't Complain
The cockroaches skuttle and they ask you what'll you do if they try to invade
A notion of lotion down under the ocean of potion to fend off their raid
I've gone Mad
I'm Insane
It's not Bad
Can't Complain
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12. |
Bob Dole
02:25
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If you need a friend
I'll be your friend
If you need a father
I'll be your father
If you need a savior
I'll be your savior
If you need a God
I'll be your God
You've gotta help yourself
Cuz there's no-one to help you
There's only one way to glory
And that's within you.
Burn the bible
The paper idol
There's no heaven up there
So let's make one down here
Shut your mouth
Drink the Coolaid
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Orifice A Fort Collins, Colorado
Orifice A is a Colorado-based heavy psychotic irreverent power trio. Be careful, these maniacs will rot your brain!
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